Hey little guy,
You aren’t here yet, but we’re pretty excited to see you in person. I thought I’d write you some letters now because there are things I want to tell you, but you aren’t here yet. And even if you were here, you would be way too young to understand what I’m talking about.
For now, we are just waiting for your arrival. We have a few more things to buy before you arrive (i.e. Crib), but most everything else we’ll just play by ear. People ask us a lot of questions, like: is the nursery ready, what is the theme, which colors have we chosen to decorate. The answers are: I guess it is, the theme is baby, and the nursery color was chosen by the previous owner, so taupe. I hope you like taupe, it’s a very non-threatening color.
Later this week, we are going to a birthing class. Something humans have been doing for generations, we have to go to a class to learn how to do it. Doesn’t really make sense. I’m guessing years ago, when humans were more tribal in nature, giving birth was a village event, and everyone participated in some way. You would learn the birthing process just like you would learn a language, by being exposed to it routinely. Now we only do births in hospitals (unless you are a hippie), and what was formerly diffused knowledge is now concentrated with medical professionals, due to a concept known as separation of labor.
This is getting pretty dry. On a cooler note, I’m building you a changing table. It is my first major furniture project since I’ve decided to take up woodworking. And since it is my first project, I figured might as well make something that gets pooped on, that way I won’t feel so bad if it doesn’t work out.
Hope everything is going okay inside the womb.
From Your Dad (this feels weird to type as a reference to me)